Joey And Mikey McDonald — Sexual Deviants

I’ve had the displeasure of knowing these two idiots for the greater half of my 25 years on this planet and I’ve never been more disgusted with any two people than I am now. The manchild on the left is Joey (AKA Lucius) McDonald. He just recently assaulted my friend at a party and tried to steal $800 from her. Hard to say whether or not she’d be alive today to tell the tale had she not escaped from his clutches. The other one is Mikey. Similar situation – only the girl was a minor and he took advantage of her while sleeping and took pictures of his balls on her face. Keep an eye out for these idiots at parties and local metal shows. Always keep your women – daughters, sisters, cousins – within plain view at all times and, Ladies, don’t go anywhere alone with these guys and don’t put your bags or purses down for a second. You’ve been warned.