Lance is a mess, a would-be drug dealer and deadbeat dad, he can’t mooch enough to keep himself going, let alone take care of kids. He’s nice enough until he wants to beg and borrow from you. Both of you know he doesn’t have a pot to p**s in and is just cheating his way through life, hoping to find or steal enough money to deal dope. The only problem is he would never make a profit because he’s an addict.